Gift guide for boozers

Pick Your Nose paper cups; $12

Mxyplyzyk
125 Greenwich Ave (at 13th St.)
212-989-4300

Each of these photo-realistic paper cups comes emblazoned with a new nose so when you tip your head to take a drink you get an instant nose job. Each clear box of Pick Your Nose includes 24 12-oz. cups, evenly divided between male and female proboscises (er, noses).
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