Corey for hire

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Corey for hire

By Tara Tyson, Special to Metromix

Job hunting: you buy a new suit, spit shine the old resume and hope that even if your actual qualifications don’t cut the mustard, maybe your charm will.

Or if you’re Corey Haim, you put a full-page ad in “Variety” declaring that you’re ready to work.

In order to get one of our top-three favorite Coreys back into 'The Bigtime,' we’ve done some ruminating on the kind of roles that seem tailor-made for a guy who helped football star Charlie Sheen with his homework, fought a vampiric Kiefer Sutherland and wooed a young Heather Graham. Twenty years ago.

So, Hollywood: heads up! The Corey’s back and we’re behind him!