High School Musical: The 10-Year Reunion

Teen dream Troy (Zac Efron)

10 years later: Played by Ashton Kutcher (“That ‘70s Show”)

Poor Troy. His singing career went nowhere and he had to fall back on his other marketable skill: basketball. He made billions, became the NBA’s David Beckham and has women falling at his feet (tragic, really), but all he ever wanted was a starring role in “The Producers.” Maybe, just maybe, he can charm Gabriella into one more spontaneous (yet perfectly choreographed) duet at the reunion, for old time’s sake. That would be sah-weet!