Paul's Profile

• Gettin' drunk in Altamonte (oh hell yeah!)

  Why drive all the way downtown when Altamonte has plenty of sorta-crummy spots that do the job just fine?

• Friendliest bartenders in all the land! (Or-land-o, that is)

  Here's where you can get some of that love and attention you need when you're at your thirstiest.

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  You really wanna go to I-Drive? Okaaaay.

  If you must go, make sure you research it lest you become devoured by tourists and their evil spawn.

• Taking the boss out

  Uh oh! You just went and said "Want to get a drink?" to your boss. Now it's dawned on you that your regular smoky holes and techno-beat caverns are all that you know around town, and you need a good, non-threatening place to take your boss, and stat.

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